i may or may not be watching the land before time
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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