Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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