my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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