Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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