quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
