Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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