I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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