Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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