just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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