I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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