can u get pink eye on your cock?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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