What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Randomize
