Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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