Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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