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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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