this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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