you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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