People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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