I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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