dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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