Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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