I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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