So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
