I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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