:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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