they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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