i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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