And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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