On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You are the jesus of drinking
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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