go do what you do best...puke behind churches
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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