You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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