Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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