new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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