32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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