In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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