Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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