The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
