that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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