Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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