It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Operation Purity has been aborted
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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