K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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