just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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