Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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