How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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