I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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