are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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