i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
vagina is talking i cant
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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