Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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