Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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