Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
third nipple confirmed
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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