My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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