Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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