I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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