Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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