: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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