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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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